Ed we still have British Soveriegn Bases at Akrotiri and Dhekalia Cyprus, we could fly you via Nimrod in james pond stylee (Oh no we have scrapped them!)
or land you via Ark Royal / Fearless (Oh no we have scrapped them!)
or March in with Queens Regiment, Green Howards, Black Watch, Qlr's The Green Jackets, etc,etc.....(Oh no we have scrapped them!)
What's an Empire Daddy?..............
best you start saving thats why they last ten years you can get a fixed low interest mortgage to pay for it!